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Last year: millennials are a lost generation that will never own homes. This year: millennials are the new boomers.. Farkers still broke and blaming others regardless of generation
Whenever we needed money, we robbed the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank. Isn't that right Mr. Narc
Deep in California's Sonoran Desert lies a real-life 'Mad Max' town where laws don't exist. Soooo lets go inside and get all anarchy (possible nsfw content on page)
Well, I didn't vote for you
Back with an original show this week, Noise Factor goes at 10:30PM ET. Apollo80 kicks us off in epic fashion and as promised, there's a brand new single from Slift and their upcoming album release. Also Moon Tooth, Lodestar, Olde, and more
Suspect is pantless, repeat, pantless
Construction workers left dangling 500ft in air like so many pieces of sidewalk bait after high-rise scaffolding collapses in Brazil
Girl caught in sneaker wave meets unlikely rescue. Rescuer's dog wants steak
Photoshop this rare double Tiffany lamp
Russia has a very bad day at the office as Ukraine claims it bagged 50 tanks, 50 more armored vehicles and 900 Russian soldiers in one day as the Russians try to assault Avdiivka
Another 2 hours of music on tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). That 33 part Superman vs. Kryptonite story finally ends tonight
World's angriest Zillow listing reacts to community feedback
Scientists discover causal link between false advertising and profits: gas stove edition
Man tries to take driving test for his neighbor using their photo ID, when asked why the photo didn't match his appearance he makes a low-effort excuse that he's changed a little
If you live in the US Northeast, it's not just your imagination, it really HAS rained every farking weekend for the last two months
Onion
Biggest Revelations From Jada Pinkett Smith’s Memoir
Drunk Man On Street Corner Begging To Be Bucket Drummer’s Manager
Frustrated Robert Kraft Wishes There Were Somewhere He Could Go To Relieve Tension Of Patriots Season
White House Tour Group Shrinks Down To Molecular Size For Journey Into President
Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians
Most Common STI In Every State
Report: 90% Of Fast Fashion Ends Up Wasted On People Who Can’t Pull Off Look
Marvel Fans Blast Martin Scorsese As Hypocrite For Deadpool Cameo In ‘Killers Of The Flower Moon’
Joe Rogan Stands Nude In Spraying Booth While Veins Airbrushed On Ahead Of Show
The Onion’s Fall 2023 Movie Preview
Amazon River Records Lowest Water Level In Over A Century
$899 Seems Like A Lot, Salesman Acknowledges
‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That
No Traction
Sen. Menendez’s Wife Offers To Hit Anyone With Her Car In Exchange For Dropping Charges
Hard Times
Ska Legends Mustard Plug Team Up With AdamAndEve.com for Worst Merch Idea Ever
Ten Underrated Albums From Pure Noise Records That Your Parents Will Hate And So Will You
Help! I Got a Vanity License Plate But I Still Hate Myself
Cinder Block in Insurance Building Wall Yearns for College Years When It Kept Kick Drum in Place
50 Spooky Tunes Ranked By How Quickly They Make Me Crap My Pants With Fear
Unlikely Animal Friends: This Horse and Pig Play in Park All Day
Every Thirty Seconds To Mars Album Ranked Worst To Best
Couple Referring To Each Other As “Partners In Crime” Most Boring People You Know
Adult Disney Fan Terribly Disappointed by Belle and Sebastian Concert
“No Way Trump’s Coming Back From This” Says Legal Analyst With Poorly Developed Pattern Recognition Skills
50 Horror Villains Ranked By How Likely They Would Be to Seek Therapy
REPORT: News Unable to Confirm News
5 Rocky Horror Characters To Dress Up as for Halloween Instead of Just Coming Out
Venue’s Lost and Found Full of Unclaimed Bassists
Every Beartooth Album Ranked Worst To Best
PARROT REPORT: 10/22/2023, 5:33:42 AM UTC
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