Parrot Pete on the Beat

PARROT REPORT

October 24 2023

California is considering legislating against fake grass out of an abundance of caution about PFAS. Bad grass could greatly harm you. Mr. T. Dude was quoted as saying, "Yeah, well, that


October 23 2023

Always the last place you look: Woman with Alzheimer


October 22 2023

Last year: millennials are a lost generation that will never own homes. This year: millennials are the new boomers.. Farkers still broke and blaming others regardless of generation


October 21 2023

If you get in an argument with your Uber driver, at least wait for them to get off the freeway before exiting the car


October 20 2023

Photoshop this hallway


October 19 2023

Nobel Laureate Louise Gl├╝ck moves between two worlds


October 07 2023

Photoshop this elaborate thing


October 06 2023

Legendary Chicago Bear, commercial pitchman, actor and name-haver Dick Butkus has died at the age of 80


October 05 2023

Frightening was sitting through Alfred Hitchcock


October 04 2023

Photoshop these dancing silhouettes


October 03 2023

Old & stale: road rage. New hotness: EV charge rage


October 02 2023

Ukrainian officers capture Russian tank. Not news: The tank starts malfunctioning. Fark: They call Russian tech support to see if they can coax them into helping. Ultra-Fark: Russian tech support helps fixing the problem


October 01 2023

Home ownership in Canada on track to become more affordable, around the same time that stable fusion energy hits world markets


September 30 2023

Drone operator captures wild video of a shark chasing hundreds of stingrays off Florida coast


September 29 2023

Forty-seven. Is it how many ronin you have? Nah. Is it the age when you get a Swedish massage? No. Is it when you develop a liking for Swedish meatballs? Nope. 42+5? We


September 28 2023

Trucks score two more points against the Lyndonville Bridges bringing their total to six


September 27 2023

Definition of Florida Man: "He also appeared to be smoking something as well"


September 26 2023

Photoshop these peeping prosthetics


September 25 2023

Litter crew members win prizes for strangest items collected which included cremains and strange 5.25" flat, fabric lined envelope with a flexible


September 24 2023

For the love of God, NEVER test out Halloween masks at the store, let alone Spirit Halloween. Sick and Obvious tags swimming in a Petri dish somewhere, only one is floating up


September 23 2023

Photoshop these time keepers


September 22 2023

New house, poorly grounded


September 21 2023

Bring cherries. Repeat, cherries


September 20 2023

Lulu Lemon hit by car. Suspects to receive long stretch in jail. On-site security guard proven to be poser


September 19 2023

Photoshop these skeletons


September 18 2023

Good Fellas auto seller has operating license revoked for rolling odometers back, laughing suspiciously hard at Joe Pesci


September 17 2023

Bear rescued from theme park


September 16 2023

Even the manatees don


September 15 2023

Photoshop this serious surfer


September 14 2023

Police storm street after prank


September 13 2023

It


September 12 2023

Photoshop this abandoned plant


September 11 2023

Photoshop this modern art masterpiece


September 10 2023




September 09 2023

Photoshop these pyramids


September 08 2023

Photoshop this groovy geyser


September 07 2023

Photoshop this chocolate kiss


September 06 2023

While most of the nation has been having record heat, Southern California is staying cool and welcoming your sweaty middle-finger salutes


September 05 2023

Dye-dropping drone discoloring pools


September 04 2023

Hagar the Horrible Avaitor


September 03 2023

Paul


September 02 2023

Photoshop this frilly umbrella drink


September 01 2023

Photoshop this flying car


August 31 2023

Roman temple discovered on supermarket building site, also there


August 30 2023

Photoshop this French cafe


August 29 2023

Photoshop this formal family


August 28 2023

On Wednesday, October 4 at 2:20 p.m. ET, a distinctive, jarring electronic tone will blare out causing 331 million people to poop their pants


August 27 2023

Girl who wrote message in a bottle and threw it into the sea says she did it because she


August 26 2023

United States Geological Survey says that BOOM you heard never happened. Maybe it was more of a THUD


August 25 2023

On this day in history, in 1875, Captain Webb became the first person to swim across the English Channel, which probably wouldn


August 24 2023

Photoshop this fish thrower


August 23 2023

Photoshop this happy rivet heater


August 22 2023

Photoshop these doggos guarding the bed


August 21 2023

Diving platform collapse injured several at water park in Rust. Alec Baldwin questioned about wetsuit and hacksaw


August 20 2023

Man in charge of rebuilding Notre-Dame dies unexpectedly, but they could still go 11-1 despite Ohio State buzzsaw and potential trap game against Pitt


August 19 2023

Photoshop this marbleman


August 18 2023

Photoshop these four florae


August 17 2023

Menacing stray cattle could be resolved by owners selling their urine and dung, reducing udder chaos


August 16 2023

Day 538 of WW3: Zelensky vows "completely fair retaliation" after deadly Russian shelling. His remarks come as Moscow officials report multiple Ukrainian shelling and drone attacks on Russian territory. It


August 15 2023

Photoshop this beginning swimmer


August 14 2023

Photoshop this bogland pyramid


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