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- Photoshop these skeletons
- On this day in history, in 1846, the Donner party sent out an emergency plea for food, though later they'd be able to feast on Chuck roast and Waldorf salad
- Free fur coats. Some assembly required
- Hundreds of flying taxis to be made in Ohio. Since they're partnering with Delta airlines and Uber, we can be sure they'll be crashing all over the country
- When you want the damn thing to fly, it refuses. When you bail out of it, it continues on and on and on
- On this day in history, in 1987, hundreds of Brazilians were accidentally poisoned by cesium-137, an event even more horrific because no one really knows how many people that actually is
- Two dead, one injured after wrong-way Bothell crash. Seriously, you gotta be careful if you're going the wrong way in one of those
- Maybe Listing "Youth Pastor" on a Resume Isn't Such a Good Idea Anymore
- Headline: "Mysterious Devil's Slide shack perched precariously on a California cliffside is DESTROYED by a series of storms" Difficulty: there have been no storms, no swells of any size, and winds have been light. What REALLY happened?
- Photoshop this modern office furniture ensemble
- Max Engels has died, not a repeat from the 19th century
- Do alligator sightings even count as news at this point? Difficulty: Pittsburgh
- Getting drone footage from your vacation is becoming commonplace, even humdrum. Unless, maybe, your vacation takes you to the summit of Mount Everest
- Nine juvenile inmates who escaped Abraxas Academy in Pennsylvania captured. Oye como va
- New York City's $1,000 trash can of tomorrow ready to debut, give litterbugs 10 seconds to comply
PARROT REPORT: 9/19/2023, 1:36:16 AM UTC
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