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- Photoshop this abandoned plant
- Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Crabwalker... has been approved
- I hope my neighbors would dig for me with bare hands. Well, I hope they never have to, but I hope they would
- Photoshop this blueprint
- Update on our missing convict: Subject is now whiskerless. Repeat, subject is whiskerless
- FDA authorizes Pfizer and Moderna to upgrade America to 6G
- Hmm. Seems like that could be bad for the childrens' mental health
- Nothing ends an optimistic faith in the goodness of government quite like an alien encounter
- Actual Daily Fail headline: "Why can't men wear shorts to to work when women wear dresses? Male office staffer slams workplace SEXISM"
- Gather 'round kids, for the tale of when airport security was not as clumsy or random as a TSA patdown; an elegant screening for a more civilized age
- World's oldest stripper ...Subby isn't even going to finish the headline as you've already clicked (possible nsfw content on page)
- ♪ 99 luftballoons, Floating in the Donetsk sky, Panic bells, the orcs alert, A Ukrainian flag overhead, The war machine springs to life, Firing all their ammunition, Revealing their own position, 99 luftballoons targets you... ♪
- Man blows entire paycheck on: A. Porn, B. Sports bets, C. Light bulbs
- Plane crew shame couple joining mile high club... leaves fellow flyers in hysterics (possible nsfw content on page)
- Photoshop this golden mushroom
PARROT REPORT: 9/12/2023, 12:27:35 AM UTC
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